Life is too short to…
Drink bad wine,
Drink bad beer,
Refactor crap classes!
Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo, Merry Christmas & Happy New Year, Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année, Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo, Fröhliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr
Life is also too short to learn german!